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On Cowboys.com Being A Gay Dating Site

Five years after the Dallas Cowboys bungled a domain name auction and lost Cowboys.com to a group of investors, the site has resurfaced as a gay dating service for “cowboy[s] looking for a man to ride into the sunset with.” What do you think?

  • “Sure it’s a gay dating website, but it’s still the best place on the Internet to find quality information on the Dallas Cowboys.”

  • “No thanks. I prefer the guys on Bears.com.”

  • “To be fair, who could have foreseen in 2007 that the Internet would blow up like it did?”

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