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On Danica Patrick's Display Of Anger At The Indy 500:

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On Danica Patrick's Display Of Anger At The Indy 500:

  • "Now, see, whenever A.J. Foyt did that, people would say he must've been on his period or something."

  • "Man, I wouldn't want an angry Danica Patrick within 20 feet of me. Fortunately, she didn't get within 20 feet of him either."

  • "This was a valuable lesson for girls everywhere: always stand up to boys by making empty gestures and not following through."

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