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On David Beckham Requesting A Loan To A European Soccer Team:

  • "What, you mean David Beckham? That doughnut shop guy?"


  • "This other team—they know he just sits on the bench and doesn't actually play anymore, right?"


  • "Sorry, but I promised myself I wouldn't think about soccer ever again."


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