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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On David Ortiz Testing Positive For Steroids

  • "You know, I could have sworn we already knew about this."

  • "How do I put this delicately... did he take a special... heavier type of steroid?"

  • "In 2003? Six years is usually about five-and-a-half-years after I stop giving a shit about something."

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