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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On David Stern Retiring As NBA Commissioner In 2014

NBA commissioner David Stern announced Thursday he will step down from his post on Feb. 1, 2014, 30 years to the day after he began his tenure. What do you think?

  • “First Jordan retires and now Stern, too? This has been the worst nine years of my life.”

  • “Not to worry—I hear there’s a lot of good, unknown commissioning talent over in Europe.”

  • “It just won’t be the same watching someone else oversee lockouts, nonsensical franchise relocations, and completely needless overexpansion.”

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