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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

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WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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On David Stern Retiring As NBA Commissioner In 2014

NBA commissioner David Stern announced Thursday he will step down from his post on Feb. 1, 2014, 30 years to the day after he began his tenure. What do you think?

  • “First Jordan retires and now Stern, too? This has been the worst nine years of my life.”

  • “Not to worry—I hear there’s a lot of good, unknown commissioning talent over in Europe.”

  • “It just won’t be the same watching someone else oversee lockouts, nonsensical franchise relocations, and completely needless overexpansion.”

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