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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Derek Jeter’s 3,000th Hit

  • "I don't think he needed to jump when he was hitting it."

  • "I liked that it was a home run, but I couldn’t give a shit about the stupid career-milestone aspect."

  • "Wow, I can’t think of a better thing to get 3,000 of. Except for dollars and slam dunks."

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