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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Derrick Rose's Long Road To Recovery

  • “The Bulls just signed Kirk Hinrich from Atlanta, so Rose wouldn’t have gotten much playing time next year anyway.”

  • "I hope he saved up some sick days."

  • “I just can’t wait to see him back on the court playing at half the level he once did.”

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