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On Derrick Rose's Long Road To Recovery

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On Derrick Rose's Long Road To Recovery

  • “The Bulls just signed Kirk Hinrich from Atlanta, so Rose wouldn’t have gotten much playing time next year anyway.”

  • "I hope he saved up some sick days."

  • “I just can’t wait to see him back on the court playing at half the level he once did.”

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