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On Derrick Rose's Record-Setting Playoff Performance:

  • "That was the greatest individual performance in Chicago Bulls history."

  • "Not only could no one stop him, it seemed like no one on the court even wanted to play defense at all."

  • "And then they lost the second game, so he must feel like a total dick."

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