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On Dez Bryant Attacking His Mom

  • “Dez Bryant’s flawless reputation will sadly be tarnished by this.”

  • “I’m sure he’ll learn his lesson after avoiding a jail sentence and paying a maximum fine of up to $4000.”

  • "She wasn't giving him the ball enough?"

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