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On Dez Bryant Refusing To Carry Roy Williams' Pads

  • "Roy Williams played for the 2008 Lions. I'd be afraid to touch those pads too."

  • "I don't understand. Was there urine or feces or semen on the pads? How is this hazing?"

  • "Ah, so you're saying the Cowboys will go 8-8 and miss the playoffs this year."

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