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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Dez Bryant Refusing To Carry Roy Williams' Pads

  • "Roy Williams played for the 2008 Lions. I'd be afraid to touch those pads too."

  • "I don't understand. Was there urine or feces or semen on the pads? How is this hazing?"

  • "Ah, so you're saying the Cowboys will go 8-8 and miss the playoffs this year."

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