On Favre Ending Yet Another Season With A Crucial Interception:

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The Walt Disney Company is closing down its indie-film arm Miramax, the home of such films as The Piano and Pulp Fiction. What do...
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On Favre Ending Yet Another Season With A Crucial Interception:

  • "Just when Favre is looking good, his old habits come out. He even retired once or twice in the second quarter."


  • "Man, what are the odds of that? About one-in-three?"


  • "You are the fifth reporter to come up to me and ask about Brett Favre today."


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