On Geno Smith's 656-Yard, 8-Touchdown Game

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On Geno Smith's 656-Yard, 8-Touchdown Game

  • "This just made Baylor quarterback Nick Florence's measly 581-yard, 5-touchdown performance look even more pathetic."

  • "I can't wait to see the show this kid puts on in the Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl in December."

  • "I wonder what horrific NFL team he'll have to single-handedly rejuvenate next year."

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