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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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On Geoffrey Mutai’s World-Record Boston Marathon

  • "I guess that guy will get all the amazing women and immeasurable wealth that come with winning a marathon."

  • "It’s no ‘World’s Largest Airplane Ever Eaten’ record, but Mutai should be proud of himself nonetheless."

  • "Was it that guy from my work? The way he talks about running, it seems like it."

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