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On Geoffrey Mutai’s World-Record Boston Marathon

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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Geoffrey Mutai’s World-Record Boston Marathon

  • "I guess that guy will get all the amazing women and immeasurable wealth that come with winning a marathon."

  • "It’s no ‘World’s Largest Airplane Ever Eaten’ record, but Mutai should be proud of himself nonetheless."

  • "Was it that guy from my work? The way he talks about running, it seems like it."

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