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On Geoffrey Mutai’s World-Record Boston Marathon

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On Geoffrey Mutai’s World-Record Boston Marathon

  • "I guess that guy will get all the amazing women and immeasurable wealth that come with winning a marathon."

  • "It’s no ‘World’s Largest Airplane Ever Eaten’ record, but Mutai should be proud of himself nonetheless."

  • "Was it that guy from my work? The way he talks about running, it seems like it."

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