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On High-Profile Games Between Small-Market Cities:

  • "Red Sox-Dodgers? Too easy. With Rays-Phillies, you have no idea what you're going to find interesting!"


  • "I always like it when small markets compete, like when the 96-and-up demographic took on the black Jews."


  • "I always thought Cody, WY was a big city. Shucks."


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