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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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On High-Profile Games Between Small-Market Cities:

  • "Red Sox-Dodgers? Too easy. With Rays-Phillies, you have no idea what you're going to find interesting!"

  • "I always like it when small markets compete, like when the 96-and-up demographic took on the black Jews."

  • "I always thought Cody, WY was a big city. Shucks."

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