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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Increased Violence In Hockey

  • "This has to stop. Or get cartoonishly violent really quickly. Either one is fine."

  • "Hey! They stole my idea!"

  • "If a player's spine breaks and no spectators are around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

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