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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Jacoby Ellsbury's Rare Steal Of Home:

  • "Whatever. Did he hit any dingers?"

  • "I've always considered him to be the Jackie Robinson of the Navajo tribe, except without it being a big deal or anything."

  • "This is such a daring display of pure athleticism that I'm not surprised it doesn't happen in baseball more often."

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