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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.
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On Jacoby Ellsbury's Rare Steal Of Home:

  • "Whatever. Did he hit any dingers?"

  • "I've always considered him to be the Jackie Robinson of the Navajo tribe, except without it being a big deal or anything."

  • "This is such a daring display of pure athleticism that I'm not surprised it doesn't happen in baseball more often."

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