On Jay Cutler Throwing 4 Interceptions To DeAngelo Hall

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On Jay Cutler Throwing 4 Interceptions To DeAngelo Hall

  • "Cutler may be the only guy in football who is so focused that he can't see how terrible he really is."


  • "As a Bears fan, it's taking everything I have not to say I'd rather have Rex Grossman again."


  • "And Jay Cutler was bragging after this game while DeAngelo Hall was reserved, which also must be some sort of record."


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