On Jerry Rice Being Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame

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On Jerry Rice Being Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame

  • "Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith both in the same year? Man, the Hall of Fame is getting so predictable."

  • "I heard for his speech he plans on running the stairs up to the podium 25 times, then getting down for three minutes of continuous push-ups."

  • "Is there a reason he has to go to that? Did he sign some sort of sponsorship deal with them?"

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