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Sanford Vows To Complete Term

South Carolina governor Mark Sanford, who disappeared for several days in June to visit his Argentine lover, has stated that he will not resign...
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  • "That explains why he's been trying to perform oral sex on pitchers for RBIs."


  • "So go the temptations inherent in acceding to the position of Home Run Derby runner-up."


  • "I am shocked that this man, who said he did one thing, did a different thing."


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