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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Josh Hamilton Falling Off the Wagon

  • "That explains why he's been trying to perform oral sex on pitchers for RBIs."

  • "So go the temptations inherent in acceding to the position of Home Run Derby runner-up."

  • "I am shocked that this man, who said he did one thing, did a different thing."

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