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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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On Ken Griffey, Jr. Retiring

  • "Talk about a player defined by his image: backward hat, showing off those pearly whites, screaming and writhing on the ground in pain."

  • "It's too bad that he decided to call it quits with a 3-2 count."

  • "How can you blow a call like that? Galarraga had him out by more than a step!"

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