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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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On Ken Griffey, Jr. Retiring

  • "Talk about a player defined by his image: backward hat, showing off those pearly whites, screaming and writhing on the ground in pain."

  • "It's too bad that he decided to call it quits with a 3-2 count."

  • "How can you blow a call like that? Galarraga had him out by more than a step!"

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