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On LaDainian Tomlinson Leaving The Chargers

  • "I hate to be the voice of reason here, but I don't think he's going to get a job with any team, or anywhere else, ever again."

  • "I'm a Chargers fan, and I know he gave his heart and soul to the team through tons of injuries over the years, but good riddance!"

  • "I think he was ill-served by replacing the lightning bolt on his helmet with a puffy cloud."

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