On Lance Armstrong’s Second-Place Triathlon Finish

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Bob Peterson, 47, walked up to his wife and gave her a big fat kiss in front of everyone.
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On Lance Armstrong’s Second-Place Triathlon Finish

  • "I've been meaning to ask: Am I allowed to stop wearing this yellow bracelet yet?"


  • "They say he snubbed the winner at the finish line, but I've always thought of him as a gracious, humble competitor who loves using postage stamps."


  • "Fatass."


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