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On Lane Kiffin Leaving Tennessee For USC

  • "These are sad times for Tennessee. The entire state has been playing 'Rocky Top' in a minor key."

  • "This works out great for USC, as their most important requirement for finding a coach was that he be a traitor."

  • "Wait, what happened? I thought Blake Kiffin was the guy who played for the Clippers."

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