On LeBron's 'Time' Person Of The Year Nomination

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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On LeBron's 'Time' Person Of The Year Nomination

  • "I didn't watch 'The Decision.' Was it to go to war with Iran?"

  • "Oh, for winning the NBA title this year."

  • "That would make sense, since I usually boo when I see the cover of Time anyway.”

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