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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Long Rain Delays At The Daytona 500

  • "I don't see why they didn't let those cars drive through the rain. Or that burning jet fuel."

  • "Why is God taking it out on us NASCAR fans? We don't like gay marriage, either."

  • "I hate to have to wait so long to not watch NASCAR."

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