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On Maria Sharapova Launching A Candy Company

  • "But she doesn't make candy—she makes tennis."


  • "Thanks, but I think I'll stick to Serena Williams' line of lunch meats."


  • "She needs to avoid these distractions and just concentrate on the last few years of her modeling career."


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