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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Maria Sharapova Launching A Candy Company

  • "But she doesn't make candy—she makes tennis."

  • "Thanks, but I think I'll stick to Serena Williams' line of lunch meats."

  • "She needs to avoid these distractions and just concentrate on the last few years of her modeling career."

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