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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Martin Kaymer Winning The PGA Championship

  • "Germany must be hardly reacting at all in joy right now."

  • "That's what Dustin Johnson gets for having the kinky idea to touch his club to the ground."

  • "I guess at the end of the day it just comes down to who has the most points."

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