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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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On Michael Vick Admitting He Owns A Dog

Three years after his release from prison on dogfighting charges, Eagles quarterback Michael Vick confirmed that his family owns a dog and that the pet is "well cared for." What do you think?

  • "I can't believe he's allowed to do this after all the horrible things he's done in Philadelphia over the past three years."

  • "This only increases the chance that a dog bites Vick's throwing hand and ruptures a tendon that ends his career, thus restoring balance to the universe. So I'm okay with it."

  • "It's a shame to let all that equipment just sit there collecting dust."

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