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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Michael Vick Admitting He Owns A Dog

Three years after his release from prison on dogfighting charges, Eagles quarterback Michael Vick confirmed that his family owns a dog and that the pet is "well cared for." What do you think?

  • "I can't believe he's allowed to do this after all the horrible things he's done in Philadelphia over the past three years."

  • "This only increases the chance that a dog bites Vick's throwing hand and ruptures a tendon that ends his career, thus restoring balance to the universe. So I'm okay with it."

  • "It's a shame to let all that equipment just sit there collecting dust."

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