On Michael Vick's Continuing Troubles:

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ESPN Green-Lights 'The Decision' For 22 More Episodes

BRISTOL, CT—ESPN president George Bodenheimer announced Wednesday that the hour-long program The Decision, a melodrama about NBA superstar LeBron James declaring his intention to join the Miami Heat, has been green-lighted for an additional 22 episo...

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Clinton Brought In On Economy

The White House announced Wednesday that it had enlisted former president Bill Clinton to reach out to businesses and encourage job creation.
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On Michael Vick's Continuing Troubles:

  • "He's clearly matured from shooting dogs to shooting people, like the rest of us."


  • "This is a boring story. Isn't there something more exciting going on, like news about who isn't going to minicamp?"


  • "First the dogs. Then the rape charge. Now he's murdered by a distraught lover. What's next?"


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