On Michael Vick's Continuing Troubles:

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On Michael Vick's Continuing Troubles:

  • "He's clearly matured from shooting dogs to shooting people, like the rest of us."

  • "This is a boring story. Isn't there something more exciting going on, like news about who isn't going to minicamp?"

  • "First the dogs. Then the rape charge. Now he's murdered by a distraught lover. What's next?"

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