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NASCAR Rules Changes

With the Daytona 500 right around the corner, Onion Sports looks at the major rules changes in place for the 2006 NASCAR season.

iPod Hearing Damage Lawsuit

A class-action lawsuit has been filed against Apple, claiming that iPods have the potential to cause hearing damage. What do you think?

Bush's New Budget

President Bush recently outlined his plans for a new $2.7 trillion federal budget. What will receive funding, and what will be cut?

Bush Hides U.S. Report Card In Sock Drawer

CRAWFORD, TX—According to White House sources, following yet another disappointing grading period for the nation he leads, President Bush hid the national report card in his bedroom sock drawer Monday.

Hollywood Plans Big-Budget Remake Of Mr. & Mrs. Smith

LOS ANGELES—Studio executives at 20th Century Fox announced that production will begin next month on a big-budget, all-star remake of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, the blockbuster action film of 2005 starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
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