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On Michigan State Coach Mark Dantonio Suffering A Heart Attack After Beating Notre Dame

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On Michigan State Coach Mark Dantonio Suffering A Heart Attack After Beating Notre Dame

  • "Wow. Shame he took 10 years off his life for Michigan State."

  • "So what? My dad does that every week."

  • "Oh, that's the oldest trick in the book. Nick Saban did that like six times to get out of coaching the Spartans."

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