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Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

‘FanSided’ Ranks All 128 NFL Teams

NEW YORK—As part of its comprehensive professional football coverage in anticipation of the upcoming season, sports news site ‘FanSided’ published an article Tuesday ranking all 128 NFL teams.
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On Miguel Cabrera Winning Baseball's Triple Crown

On Wednesday night, Tigers star Miguel Cabrera became the first player since Carl Yastrzemski to achieve the Triple Crown, finishing the season with a .330 average, 44 home runs, and 139 RBIs. What do you think?

  • “It’s been incredible to watch his third-best season in the majors.”

  • “I can’t wait to tell my grandkids about this historic occasion in 50 years, just as long as someone explains to me why I should even remotely care about it.”

  • “Good for him. Couldn’t have happened to a fatter guy.”

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