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On Miguel Cabrera Winning Baseball's Triple Crown

On Wednesday night, Tigers star Miguel Cabrera became the first player since Carl Yastrzemski to achieve the Triple Crown, finishing the season with a .330 average, 44 home runs, and 139 RBIs. What do you think?

  • “It’s been incredible to watch his third-best season in the majors.”

  • “I can’t wait to tell my grandkids about this historic occasion in 50 years, just as long as someone explains to me why I should even remotely care about it.”

  • “Good for him. Couldn’t have happened to a fatter guy.”

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