On Miguel Cabrera Winning Baseball's Triple Crown

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Turkish Actor Thinks He's Cüneyt Fucking Arkin

ISTANBUL—The cast and crew of the Turkish film Arada confirmed this week that local actor Ahmet Demir, 28, is strutting around the set like he’s goddamned film superstar Cüneyt fucking Arkin or something.

Record Number Of Gay Characters On TV

A record 4.4 percent of all scripted TV characters on the five major networks are either gay, bisexual, or transgender this season, with a total of 111 LGBT characters across all channels, according to the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation.
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Scientists Posit Theoretical ‘Productive Weekend’

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Challenging long-accepted scientific convention, a group of leading MIT scientists published a report Thursday positing that, under certain rare and specific conditions, a so-called “productive weekend” is theoretically pos...

On Miguel Cabrera Winning Baseball's Triple Crown

On Wednesday night, Tigers star Miguel Cabrera became the first player since Carl Yastrzemski to achieve the Triple Crown, finishing the season with a .330 average, 44 home runs, and 139 RBIs. What do you think?

  • “It’s been incredible to watch his third-best season in the majors.”


  • “I can’t wait to tell my grandkids about this historic occasion in 50 years, just as long as someone explains to me why I should even remotely care about it.”


  • “Good for him. Couldn’t have happened to a fatter guy.”


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