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On Mike Tyson Being Inducted Into WWE Hall Of Fame

  • "That's one acceptance speech that will almost certainly be interrupted by entrance music."

  • "Finally, Tyson's getting precisely the respect he deserves."

  • "He should be ineligible. He never took steroids."

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