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On Nadal's Record String Of French Open Victories:

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On Nadal's Record String Of French Open Victories:

  • "I'll be impressed when he wins on surfaces like grass and in a sport like football."

  • "He's like the Joe DiMaggio of a sport I don't like."

  • "Now the only soil Nadal has left to conquer is silt."

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