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Vol 43 Issue 52

Fantasy Draft Preparation - Ep. 1

Fantasy coach Brad Blevins meets with NFL star Matt Forte in preparation for what Brad hopes will be his team’s first ever championship season.

All-Time Greatest Upsets

Stanford's defeat of top-ranked USC is merely the latest upset in a season that has already held more than its share. Onion Sports runs down some...
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On NASCAR Suddenly Declining In Popularity

  • "Really? Even though more money and advertising time has been pumped into stock car racing than ever? Well, all right! USA! USA! USA!"


  • "People must have figured out that they can watch the cars driving by their house for free."


  • "In possibly unrelated news, the national literacy rate is at an all-time high."


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