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Vol 46 Issue 24

Asteroid Probe Returns To Earth

A Japanese spacecraft to an asteroid deployed seven years ago returned home on Sunday, possibly carrying the first extraterrestrial rock sample since the moon landings.

USC's Rules Violations

The NCAA says Reggie Bush took cash while playing for the Trojans, but that was hardly the only thing that came to light during its investigation of USC.
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On NCAA Conference Realignment:

  • "I know they didn't have any other choice, but I don't think Kansas State belongs in the Ivy League."


  • "Colorado is just moving to the Pac 10 because they have better weed there."


  • "Look out Big Ten women's volleyball! Here come the Huskers!"


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