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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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On NCAA Tournament Snubs

  • "Maybe I’m alone on this, but I actually like it when people get left out of things they deserve to be in."

  • "The key is not to act upset. Then the tournament will come to you. That’s at least how it works with sluts."

  • "Without snubs, what would college basketball fans have to get riotously angry about?"

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