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On NCAA Tournament Snubs

  • "Maybe I’m alone on this, but I actually like it when people get left out of things they deserve to be in."

  • "The key is not to act upset. Then the tournament will come to you. That’s at least how it works with sluts."

  • "Without snubs, what would college basketball fans have to get riotously angry about?"

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