On Nike Becoming The NFL’s Athletic Gear Provider

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Vol 48 Issue 15

April 17

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On Nike Becoming The NFL’s Athletic Gear Provider

  • "You know, if the Oregon Ducks are anything to go by, this is the worst thing to happen in the history of professional football."


  • "They should never have used Firestone for the cleats. Seven linemen rolling over and catching fire is seven too many."


  • "I could say something snarky about how switching out one logo for another isn't exactly news, but if I had to go one day without hearing the word 'NFL,' I would probably kill myself."


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