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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.
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On North Korean Man Lifting 3 Times His Own Body Weight

  • “I can't believe he managed to lift 90 pounds.”

  • “I’m surprised Wu Jingbiao of China didn’t beat him, but I guess that’s the fun of watching Olympic weightlifting.”

  • "That's impressive, considering most North Koreans would be tempted to lick the weights to alleviate their crippling mineral deficiencies."

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