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On North Korean Man Lifting 3 Times His Own Body Weight

  • “I can't believe he managed to lift 90 pounds.”

  • “I’m surprised Wu Jingbiao of China didn’t beat him, but I guess that’s the fun of watching Olympic weightlifting.”

  • "That's impressive, considering most North Koreans would be tempted to lick the weights to alleviate their crippling mineral deficiencies."

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