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Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.
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On Ohio State Losing Its Second No. 1 Ranking To Wisconsin

  • "I don’t get what Wisconsin’s problem is. Everything’s a competition with them."

  • "Yeah, they'd be doing better if Evan Turner had stayed, but there was no cap room."

  • "Why do some teams decide to play in good conferences? You're just going to get beat."

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