On Ohio State's Continued Troubles

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On Ohio State's Continued Troubles

  • "With all these violations, NCAA teams are making it harder and harder for me to remember which seasons I'm not allowed to remember."

  • "It's really sad. Why are teams suddenly having such trouble getting their student athletes compensated?"

  • "I was going to make a crack about Maurice Clarett, but I forgot who that is."

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