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On Pacquiao's Loss

  • "I realize those two guys could murder me in a matter of seconds, but watching two 5-foot-6-inch guys fight is just adorable to me."

  • "I have trouble understanding how the judges came to that decision, but when has anything underhanded ever occurred in a sport as upstanding as boxing?"

  • "Floyd Mayweather must have savored watching that—all the freedom from not being in prison those guys were enjoying."

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