On Pedro Martinez's seven shutout innings in the NLCS

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On Pedro Martinez's seven shutout innings in the NLCS

  • "I'd say that was vintage Pedro, but I'm a Mets fan."

  • "Wow. I'm impressed, especially considering I thought he was hurt or on another team or dead."

  • "He didn't even get the win. Why are we talking about this?"

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