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On Pedro Martinez's seven shutout innings in the NLCS

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In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Pedro Martinez's seven shutout innings in the NLCS

  • "I'd say that was vintage Pedro, but I'm a Mets fan."

  • "Wow. I'm impressed, especially considering I thought he was hurt or on another team or dead."

  • "He didn't even get the win. Why are we talking about this?"

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