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On Peyton Manning Going To The Broncos

  • "God is gracious and knows we love nothing more than seeing bad things happen to Tim Tebow."


  • "I guess it doesn't matter now if Tebow was never born."


  • "It seems strange to be praising a John Elway business decision, but what could be questionable about handing $96 million to a guy who was cut from his last team?"


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