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On Peyton Manning's Great Start To The Season

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On Peyton Manning's Great Start To The Season

  • "I think his stats are a little misleading, considering he always insists on playing quarterback for the other team too."

  • "Say what you will, but Archie Manning giving him all that 'basement time' this offseason has really paid off."

  • "I guess all that gesticulating and play-calling at the line does more than just annoy the shit out of me."

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