On Peyton Manning's Recent Struggles

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On Peyton Manning's Recent Struggles

  • “I feel bad for the guy because he probably won’t ever recover from this or play in the NFL again.”

  • "Johnny Unitas would have nursed his receivers back to health by now."

  • "He knows that big contract is coming up and doesn't want the Colts to pay too much."

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