On Phoenix Suns Executive Rick Welts Coming Out

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On Phoenix Suns Executive Rick Welts Coming Out

  • "This is a huge setback. Now my gay son will think that it’s impossible for him to ever run an NBA team that’s halfway decent."

  • "I'm only disappointed because I read the whole news story and found out I didn’t care about it either way."

  • "What does 'gay' mean again? Oh, right. I'm one of those."

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