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On Pistorius Criticizing Fellow Paralympian

  • "Looks like the Paralympics are a lot more like the Olympics than we all thought."

  • "Sadly, this just draws negative attention to an uplifting and inspirational event millions of people around the world aren’t watching."

  • "This really tarnishes his last-place finish during the semifinals of the men's 400-meter race at the Olympics."

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