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On Pujols' First Home Run

  • "He just needed time to adjust to AL pitching and being 47 years old."

  • "I guess those angels in the outfield who help balls go over the fence must really hate Dominicans."

  • "It might have been a good idea to put something in that $254 million contract that said he actually has to try to hit the ball."

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